Lucky Dumb
 
 
 
 
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Lucky Dumb, A Carefree Tale About an Idiot, is a complete work of fiction of the author's imagination. The characters, events and occurrences in the locations in this story have been invented by the author, Yuri Lantzman.  Any resemblance in the story to any actual person, living or dead, or event or occurrence, are purely coincidental.  All individual names, titles and characters that appear in this story or in any synopsis, promotional material and the like, is fictional only. Any similarity to an individual's name or likeness is purely coincidental and should not be relied upon as fact nor perceived to be a true description or characterization. The author or Lallouz International Magazine assume no responsibility for such coincidences. The storyline concerning the ethics of any cities, departments of government or the morals of these cities’ inhabitants or their officials or any religion or religious leaders are strictly fictional. All characters within this story are Trademarks owned by the author and are protected as an Intellectual Property worldwide which prohibits unfair competitive business practices or unauthorized use. No portion of this story may be reproduced, by any means, without the express permission of the author and Lallouz International Magazine. 
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This is Part III of Lucky Dumb, a continuing LIM Soap Story. Be sure to read Parts I & II in the Premier Winter 2005 & Spring 2006 Issues.
 
He peered down at Bill and slapped his cheek playfully, “sorry Daddy -- you know that I don’t like to see you suffer.” Oh, how he revelled at the sight of Bill’s misery.
 
 
“He dropped by the office to say hello. We were having a great time laughing and talking, and then all of a sudden...” Lucky paused, looking at the Weatherton women with sad eyes.
 
 
There was no way in hell that he would donate blood, let alone part with a kidney!
“We can’t exactly tell my mother about the baby now.” She glanced at Deanna, eyes still glued to the clock. Lana turned back to Lucky, “it’s just the wrong time.”
 
“Don’t worry Lana, we’ll tell her about the pregnancy later,” Lucky reassured her in a less than discreet tone.
 
At that moment, Deanna Weatherton’s head snapped toward them, her eyes wide open, her mouth agape. “Pregnancy?”
 
Lana looked at Lucky with mixed emotion. Was she petrified or simply downright angry? It wasn’t the first time that Lucky put his foot in his mouth.
 
 
Lana slowly turned to her mother, tears streaming down her porcelain skin. “I’m going to have this baby, so please don’t try to talk me out of it.”
Lana slowly turned to her mother, tears streaming down her porcelain skin. “I’m going to have this baby, so please don’t try to talk me out of it.”
 
Deanna lay one hand across her chest, the other, bejeweled and manicured covered her mouth. She glared at the couple. It was as though she was waiting for one of them to tell her this was some kind of practical joke. Neither of them said anything and slowly she lowered her hand from her mouth and cleared her throat nervously, “Lana, I...”
 
Lana interjected, “Mother, please. This is hardly the time or place. We can talk about this later.”
 
Suddenly the sound of baby cries interrupted, as a young mother was wheeled passed them with a newborn bundled in her arms.
 
Just as Deanna was about to respond to Lana, out of nowhere the female doctor appeared.
 
 
“Stable for the moment. We ran a battery of tests and have discovered the problem...”
 
 
a carefree tale about an idiot
 
Was Bill Weatherton going to die? Would Lana’s baby be the patriarchal namesake; Willie, Billy... possibly Willimina Dumino? Charming! Find out in LIM’s Winter Issue IV.