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“To possess the ability to express oneself in a way that can enrich the mental perception of others, is truly a remarkable trait that bears great power. Hence, it is via my literary works that I deliver tolerance to those who fear by way of nescience.”
 
-Contessa Rhonda von Sternberg
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Writer, columnist, critic and 'as a poet’, Contessa Rhonda von Sternberg, also penned R.L. Sternberg,  has enamoured some of the most elite circles by way of words. An avid Patron of the 'Societal Art Milieu’,  Sternberg's literary conceptions  are governed primarily by social issues. She takes pleasure in sharing  her profound thoughts with her readers. Please send your letters to 'Help me Rhonda'  Advice Column  via email: Editor@LallouzInternational.com
Dear Rhonda:
My aunt hates me from the time I was born!  For whatever reasons she may have to feel this way, it is far from normal.  She even told some family members that she went to a Cuban lady to place a curse on me to make me unsuccessful in life and to basically destroy me.  Her own kids and grandchildren don’t talk to her because they are embarrassed by her demented actions.  I think she’s wicked.  Do spells truly exist... because I’m getting spooked out here!  Any words of wisdom?
Estelle
South Florida
 
Dear Estelle:
Santeria is a religious practice similar to that of Voodoo. The religion centers itself around ancient African gods who have been assimilated as Catholic saints. 'Santeria' comes from the Spanish word 'santo' (saint).  Anyone who hexes another, will pay penitence of that curse 3 fold.  Consequently, your aunt’s misery of being estranged from her children and grandchildren permeates the harm she wished unto you. Practitioners also reap the 3 fold effect by using their abilities to hurt others.  Let me be expressly clear in saying that not all people who practice Voodoo or Santeria are bad.  I know many fine people who can show both religions to be spiritually enlightening. Some friends of mine insisted that I print the following Voodoo white magic spell as a remedy for your woes:
 
Take a photograph of the person who is trying to bring harm to you.  Place it in a box (children’s shoe) covered with Kosher salt (the strongest salt).  Once covered, close the box and place it in a plastic bag (green). Place it somewhere where no light will penetrate and where it will not be disturbed.  It can also be buried.  I am told that no harm will come to that person -- it is simply a way for that person never to disturb your life again.  You may hear about them through others, however your paths will never cross and all will be diffused.  Everyone lives happily ever after.
 
Of course, I must share that if you believe in hexes and spells, you alone will empower the reality of the effects.  The choice is yours, and there is always a choice. We can pick our friends, but family -- that’s a whole ‘nother story!  
VooDoo Lady Help me Rhonda
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Dear Rhonda:
I am writing to you with a major dilemma.  I work with a gay high school teacher who uses his position to hand out bad grades to students.  If he hates the parents or if the student rubs him the wrong way, he justifies the law class grades according to his personal opinion.  I have also caught him looking at porn on his computer during class time while teaching.  I think the guy is nuts but what am I supposed to do, turn this idiot in?  I’m having a very hard time with this situation because as a fellow teacher, I don’t feel it’s right.  What should I do? Please give me some direction here.
Tormented Teacher
Broward County Schools
 
Dear Teacher:
No need for torment if you choose to do the right thing.  How would you feel if it were your child in there?  If teachers had the ability to be fair, they would be judges, and even that title is not foolproof! Sounds to me like your colleague is just a frustrated wannabe lawyer who never had the ability to make it to law school, let alone ever pass the bar exam.  He obviously releases all of his inadequacies on his students.  
 
Teachers hold all the power, if only they realized!  Instead of using this power for good, they choose to align themselves with the ways of the Taliban!  This person, and I use the term loosely, should be stripped of his teaching degree and prosecuted for the injustice and abuse which he chooses to cast upon our future generation of citizens.  
 
As for the porn, I think your coworker has some major issues -- you shouldn’t hesitate to report him.  Do not lose an ounce of sleep over this swine.  Look at Bill Kamal; he managed to live large for 21 years without anyone catching on.   People who protect these acts of injustice are in my books, ‘guilty by association’, somewhat like harbouring a fugitive. Don’t be a party to this injustice.  Remember: what goes around, comes around.  Who you meet climbing up the ladder you will most certainly meet coming down. My guess is that you don’t want to be on that receiving end!
 
Before all of you teachers have an aneurism over the content of this response, take a deep breath and realize that if you are reacting in this hysterical manner, you are probably teachers of integrity.  Keep up the great work in sharing your knowledge with our kids.  Your efforts do not go unnoticed or unappreciated. On behalf of other parents, ‘thank you’.
 
Broward Pedagogue